So I thought of a painting that, if I could paint, I would. It would be a mid-range shot of two sunbathing, Los Angelino sixty-somethings, man and woman, overweight, greying, and wearing striped sunbathing outfits. They would have on eclipse glasses. It would be titled "Waiting for the Apocalypse." It might look something like this, but more pastel, and I think the man would be more heavy-set and perhaps shirtless.