"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt!" - John "Straight Talk Express" McCain in front of reporters, in 1992, to his wife Cindy, after she had teased him about his thinning hair. It's a good thing that Republicans have such strong family values. Where would we be without them? (The quote is taken from the recent New York Review of Books article, "Who is John McCain?" by Michael Tomasky).